https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/yourenotaplateofcroissants 3 friends watch some of the worst (and therefore, best) movies in existence and proceed to give their first reactions and reviews in a completely rambling audio assault we have for some reason titled YOU'RE NOT A PLATE OF CROISSANTS! en-us Podomatic RSS Generator Wed, 26 Jun 2019 20:09:36 +0000 movie,review,tv&film,podcast,youre,not,a,plate,of,croissants,yourenotaplateofcroissants,randy,greco,red,chris,film,movies,bad,terrible,last,resort,leonard,part,6 The Bad Movie Review Podcast no no Randy, Chris Greco, Red Chris 3 friends watch some of the worst (and therefore, best) movies in existence and proceed to give their first reactions and reviews in a completely rambling audio assault we have for some reason titled YOU'RE NOT A PLATE OF CROISSANTS! <img src="https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/27/63/6c/christopherhancock28/1400x1400_8162636.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />In this riveting episode, we discuss the finer points of nanotechnology and FBI procedure as we shred 2002's Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas are rival agents battling it out for... something... it doesn't really matter. Things explode, bullets fly, there's a heart attack inducing nano-frog with a syringe for an appendage, and none of that can save this from being one of the worst "Action" movies ever made. It's also a candidate for the lamest movie title ever conceived and it will make you furious to have to say it out loud to anyone. Sounds fun right! Go watch this travesty right now, then tune in to You're Not a Plate of Croissants! Enjoy! https://yourenotaplateofcroissants.podomatic.com/entry/2013-04-23T23_14_09-07_00 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/yourenotaplateofcroissants/episodes/2013-04-23T23_14_09-07_00 Wed, 24 Apr 2013 06:14:09 +0000 2013-12-11 2013-12-11 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/yourenotaplateofcroissants/episodes/2013-04-23T23_14_09-07_00 Randy, Chris Greco, Red Chris ballistic,ecks,vs,sever,audio,audio/mp4,bad,chris,croissants,film,greco,last,leonard,movie,movies,not,of,part,plate,podcast,yourenotaplateofcroissants,randy,red,youre,tv&film,tv,&,the,terrible,review,resort 4312 yes In this riveting episode, we discuss the finer points of nanotechnology and FBI procedure as we shred 2002's Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever. Lucy Liu and Antonio Banderas are rival agents battling it out for... something... it doesn't really matter. Things explode, bullets fly, there's a heart attack inducing nano-frog with a syringe for an appendage, and none of that can save this from being one of the worst "Action" movies ever made. It's also a candidate for the lamest movie title ever conceived and it will make you furious to have to say it out loud to anyone. Sounds fun right! Go watch this travesty right now, then tune in to You're Not a Plate of Croissants! Enjoy! In this riveting episode, we discuss the finer points of nanotechnology and FBI procedure as we s... <img src="https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/27/63/6c/christopherhancock28/1400x1400_8023696.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />In this episode we relax and enjoy the legendary Battlefield Earth. Released in the Spring of 2000, this "film" adapts the first half of the 1982 L. Ron Hubbard novel of the same name, and has been criticized by some as being the lamest attempt at a Scientology recruiting video ever. But make no mistake; it is an amazing cinematic experience. It was the personal project of its star and co-producer, John Travolta, who wanted to bring Hubbard's work to life. The result is two long hours of tilted camera angles, endless slow motion, plot holes the size of the abyss, the worst costumes and sets ever conceived and probably Travolta's best performance ever. It's a must see. So stop everything you are doing right now, Watch this terrible movie, then join us for a delightful hour as we ask why....Why? Behold! Our Third Episode! https://yourenotaplateofcroissants.podomatic.com/entry/2013-03-24T21_25_16-07_00 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/yourenotaplateofcroissants/episodes/2013-03-24T21_25_16-07_00 Mon, 25 Mar 2013 04:25:16 +0000 2013-12-11 2013-12-11 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/yourenotaplateofcroissants/episodes/2013-03-24T21_25_16-07_00 Randy, Chris Greco, Red Chris battlefield,earth,john,travolta,randy,greco,red,chris,youre,not,a,plate,of,croissants,movies,review,bad,movie,podcast,funny,comedy,film,tv 3877 yes In this episode we relax and enjoy the legendary Battlefield Earth. Released in the Spring of 2000, this "film" adapts the first half of the 1982 L. Ron Hubbard novel of the same name, and has been criticized by some as being the lamest attempt at a Scientology recruiting video ever. But make no mistake; it is an amazing cinematic experience. It was the personal project of its star and co-producer, John Travolta, who wanted to bring Hubbard's work to life. The result is two long hours of tilted camera angles, endless slow motion, plot holes the size of the abyss, the worst costumes and sets ever conceived and probably Travolta's best performance ever. It's a must see. So stop everything you are doing right now, Watch this terrible movie, then join us for a delightful hour as we ask why....Why? Behold! Our Third Episode! In this episode we relax and enjoy the legendary Battlefield Earth. Released in the Spring of 20... <img src="https://assets.podomatic.net/ts/27/63/6c/christopherhancock28/1400x1400_7985477.jpg" alt="itunes pic" /><br />This week we review 1994's Last Resort starring Corey Feldman and Corey Haim. This could quite possibly be the worst thing in existence. Is the movie a disturbingly surreal trek through the blood-soaked dellusions of two sexist, racist, desperately troubled individuals? or just the worst attempt at a wacky "comedy" the world has ever seen? Whatever it is, it will haunt your dreams for days to come, and you will emerge upon the far shore a changed person... Abandon all hope, ye who enter here... https://yourenotaplateofcroissants.podomatic.com/entry/2013-03-15T21_26_05-07_00 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/yourenotaplateofcroissants/episodes/2013-03-15T21_26_05-07_00 Sat, 16 Mar 2013 04:26:05 +0000 2013-12-11 2013-12-11 https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/yourenotaplateofcroissants/episodes/2013-03-15T21_26_05-07_00 Randy, Chris Greco, Red Chris last,resort,bad,movie,review,corey,feldman,haim,youre,not,a,plate,of,croissants,podcast,podomatic,randy,greco,yellow,chris,red,chri,film,tv&film,yourenotaplateofcroissants! 5352 yes This week we review 1994's Last Resort starring Corey Feldman and Corey Haim. This could quite possibly be the worst thing in existence. Is the movie a disturbingly surreal trek through the blood-soaked dellusions of two sexist, racist, desperately troubled individuals? or just the worst attempt at a wacky "comedy" the world has ever seen? Whatever it is, it will haunt your dreams for days to come, and you will emerge upon the far shore a changed person... Abandon all hope, ye who enter here... This week we review 1994's Last Resort starring Corey Feldman and Corey Haim. This could quite p...